COFFEE.EXE missing: Insert Cup and Press Any Key
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
Access denied: nah nah na nah nah!
Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
BREAKFAST.COM halted: Cereal Port Not Responding
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay...
File not found: Should I fake it? (Y/N)
SENILE.COM found: Out of Memory.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
Enter any 11-digit prime to continue...
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
Cannot find REALITY.SYS: Universe halted.