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Computer Error Messages

COFFEE.EXE missing: Insert Cup and Press Any Key

C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL

C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN

Access denied: nah nah na nah nah!

Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

BREAKFAST.COM halted: Cereal Port Not Responding

Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay...

File not found: Should I fake it? (Y/N)

SENILE.COM found: Out of Memory.

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...

Enter any 11-digit prime to continue...

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

Cannot find REALITY.SYS: Universe halted.

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